Cheddar Bacon Hashbrowns

August 10th, 2011 by Barry Tikkanen No comments »

I made a new casserole that rocks!

Ingredients

12 Slices Chopped Cooked Bacon

12 ounces Shredded Cheddar

1 medium Onion Diced

2 cloves Garlic

Salt and Pepper to taste

32 ounces Frozen Shredded Hash Browns

Preheat oven to 375° F

Directions:

Spray a 13 x 9 inch pan with Non-stick Cooking Spray

Layer pan with:

16 ounces shredded hash browns

1/2 diced onion

1 clove of minced garlic

Salt and Pepper lightly to taste

6 ounces of shredded cheddar cheese

6 slices of chopped cooked bacon

16 ounces shredded hash browns

1/2 diced onion

1 clove of minced garlic

Salt and Pepper lightly to taste

6 ounces of shredded cheddar cheese

6 slices of chopped cooked bacon

 

You should now have two full layers

 

Cover pan with aluminum foil

 

Bake for 45 minutes at 375 covered
Remove cover from pan
Bake another 10 minutes at 375 uncovered

Remove from oven

Cool for 5 to 10 minutes

Serve

I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!

June 16th, 2011 by Barry Tikkanen No comments »
When I first saw the “Warning: Will Burn Your House Down” sign by Thingiverse user EverydayInventors, I immediately thought of the rant by the character Cave Johnson, President of Aperture Science, from Portal 2. So I put this sign on a lemon to assist in furthering the Portal 2 lemon meme.

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My Career

April 20th, 2011 by Barry Tikkanen No comments »

Network & Systems Administrator

Enterprising, motivated and dedicated IT professional with 20 years successful experience implementing hardware and software design, installation, administration and configuration. Proven analytic and problem-solving skills with a keen ability to assess needs, define requirements, develop value-added solutions, and execute technical resolutions that streamline and improve operating efficiencies. Successful in both team-based and self-managed projects requiring focus and commitment.

Key Skills

  • Virtual Environments
  • Solutions Design
  • Systems Architecture
  • Network Management
  • Web Development
  • Warehouse Integration
  • Project Management
  • Cyber Security
  • Data Management

Professional Experience

COMPX DURISLIDE Byron Center, MI 05/1996 – 03/2011

IT System Administrator 05/1999 – 03/18/2011

  • Researched, purchased, developed and implemented hardware and software solutions for new and existing departments. Coordinated and completed multiple simultaneous projects with teams and alone. Administered Microsoft Exchange email server with multiple user interfaces, which facilitated company communication.
  • Successfully created and constructed virtual environment with supporting hardware to the expedite migration of company systems from physical to virtual servers. This enhanced speed, stability and productivity for all users by 400%.
  • Installed and programmed new 60 station hybrid telephone system, throughout facility, without service interruption. This resulted in savings of $7K per year, and secured a 3 year ROI.
  • Created and implemented multi-site disaster recovery procedures with system backup and off-site storage, which provided swift rebound. Designed and built new network intrusion detection system to monitor traffic and guard against internal breaches and external attacks. This enhanced security and mitigated threats.
  • Competently designed, assembled and implemented new data collection hardware and software solutions for manufacturing, which included touch screen and bar-code scan input with on-demand labeling. This resulted in efficient, effective tracking of inventory and personnel.
  • Expertly managed and maintained ERP system, which included migration into updated Progress-based database management system. This resulted in enhanced productivity and improved departmental integration.
  • Implemented major LAN infrastructure upgrade, which doubled system size to 150 nodes and included installment of wireless access for the factory floor.
  • Managed multiple environments for engineering department. Coordinated software integration, migrations and updates for ProEngineer, IntraLink, Wildfire and AutoCAD. Maintained supporting client and server hardware. This expedited and facilitated efficient design standards through production processes.
  • Standardized policies, manuals, website and training process for all system users. Developed and implemented ISO9000 document control procedures which improved quality control and enhanced productivity. Collaborated with departmental managers and all users to ensure superior personnel training results.
  • Designed documentation and instituted Sarbanes Oxley procedures for system compliance, exceeding document control requirements.

Quality Technician 01/1997 – 05/1999

  • Systemized continuous improvement initiatives. Assisted with problem resolutions, prepared test reports and maintained customer feedback.
  • Promoted to IT system administrator within 17 months.

Machine Operator 05/1996 – 01/1997

  • Produced products efficiently with minimal waste. Maintained quality control to specifications.
  • Promoted to quality technician within 7 months.

 

BARMAN SELECT TEMP SERVICES Grandville, MI 12/1994 – 05/1996

Machine Operator

  • Assembled products and product lines efficiently and precisely. Promoted to group leader for temporary employees.
  • Operated plastic injection mold presses while ensuring quality processes were maintained. Promoted to direct hire by client company.

 

LAKEPARK INDUSTRIES OF INDIANA Shipshewana, IN 05/1992 – 07/1994

Machine Operator and Setup

  • Performed safe, efficient setup and operation of resistance welders and press machinery ranging from 80 to 1000 tons, which contributed to profitable company production.
  • Reliably maintained and inspected product for quality. This resulted in reduced scrap. Trained in QS9000 documentation and procedures.

 

ARA FOOD SERVICE Allendale, MI 09/1991 – 12/1994

General Food Service

  • Successfully interacted with customers and coworkers to promote efficient operation of cafeteria.

Software Proficiency

  • Infor Syteline
  • QAD MFG/PRO
  • MS Sharepoint
  • MS Office Suite
  • MS Project 2003
  • PHP
  • MySQL
  • Crystal Reports
  • VMware
  • HTML
  • SQL Server
  • MS SQL
  • Progress DB
  • AutoCAD
  • Java Script

Education

GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY, Allendale, MI

Seeking Bachelor of Science degree, senior level undergraduate

Engineering Major, manufacturing emphasis 1991 – 1994

Computer Science Major, programming emphasis 1994 – Present

 

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Get Critical Thinking on PBS

December 2nd, 2010 by Barry Tikkanen No comments »

Double Reblog:

Help a skeptical TV show get made

Regular readers* may remember that a couple of years ago I was involved in a pilot for a skeptical investigation TV pilot called “The Skeptologists”. The other cast members were Michael Shermer, Kiki Sanford, Brian Dunning, Steve Novella, Mark Edward, and Yau Man Chan.

Eventually, as you may know, I was offered to host a TV show pilot on The Discovery Channel, so I had to give The Skeptologists my regrets. At that point they did two good things: they replaced me with my dear friend Dr. Pamela Gay, and changed the name of the show to The Edge.

At this point, they are trying to get the show to air on PBS. This is where, perhaps, you come in. A grant came in rather quickly and unexpectedly, and to get it they need endorsements. They’re looking for skeptical groups, teachers, and other people involved in education to write a brief letter of support for the show.

Head over to Brian Dunning’s page about this and see how you can help. The grant has to be submitted Tuesday, so sooner is better. It won’t take but a few minutes of your time, but could be invaluable to help get an actual reality show on the air.

Get Critical Thinking on PBS.

Teachers: Help Us Get Critical Thinking onto PBS

As many of you know, for some time I’ve been part of a team trying to get a TV show called The Skeptologists onto the air. Currently we are writing a grant to put a much-improved version of this show onto PBS. The working title is The Edge. There is more information about the show available on the web site.

One of the grants we’re applying for came up unexpectedly fast, and so this may seem a little half-baked, but we have AN IMMEDIATE NEED (before the end of November) for letters of support from educators. PLEASE, if you’d like to see this show on PBS, and benefit from all the supporting educational materials which would be part of the package, email the following (feel free to modify it if you like) to Dr. Pamela Gay at starstryder [at] gmail.com and also to Brian Dunning at brian [at] skeptoid.com. THANKS!!

Dear Dr Gay and Mr Dunning,

I eagerly look forward to the production of “The Edge” and plan to use this show to teach critical thinking, the process of science and other incorporated national standards in my [insert grade level] classroom. The material this show will produce fills a content gap that I currently fill [using my own content / using non-standards aligned blogs and podcasts such as NAME HERE / SOMETHING ELSE]. This content will make my job easier, and I feel it will excite and engage my students.

Sincerely,
NAME
SCHOOL
EMAIL

Science/Skeptic Clubs, Bloggers, etc.: Help Us Get Critical Thinking onto PBS

We also need similar letters of support from ANYONE who runs a campus science or critical thinking group, any kind of local club or organization dedicated to critical thinking, even a Skeptics in the Pub meetup group. Any science bloggers, critical thinking bloggers, podcasters, etc. are also invited.

We cannot get too many of these!!! Please email the following (feel free to modify it if you like) to Dr. Pamela Gay at starstryder [at] gmail.com and also to Brian Dunning at brian [at] skeptoid.com. THANKS!!

Dear Dr Gay and Mr Dunning,

I am an organizer of the [CITY, STATE] [NAME OF ORGANIZATION], and we host [Monthly / weekly] events such as [EVENT NAME] designed to engage people in critical thinking. We typically have XX participants. We eagerly look forward to the production of “The Edge” and plan to use it to create talking points for our sessions. In addition to using the content from this show in our events, we will also link to the show on our [website / blog / podcast], which is viewed by XX people a month.

Sincerely,
NAME
ORGANIZATION
EMAIL

Alpha to Omega – A Universal Timeline

January 17th, 2010 by Barry Tikkanen No comments »

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Age of the known universe 13,700,000,000 years ago

http://www.astro.ucla.edu/~wright/age.html

The age of the universe can be estimated through several methods such as, cosmological models, age of the chemical elements, the oldest star clusters, and the oldest white dwarf stars. The measurements of chemical elements, star clusters and white dwarf stars yield a mean age of the universe of 12.94 billion years +/- 0.75 billion years. This figure is consistent with the cosmological models that place the age of the universe at 13.7 billion years +/- 0.2 billion years. The observable age and location of the universe of stars as determined by various methods is consistent with the Big Bang model.

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Earliest Stars and Galaxies form 13,500,000,000 years ago

http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild/questions/question55.html

As areas of matter coalesced over the first 200 million years, gravity wells began to become dense enough for fusion to occur. This resulted in formation of the first stars and galaxies. Life as we know was made possible through the various cycles of star formation and decay, subsequently resulting in the elements found in the universe today.

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Age of the Sun 4,570,000,000 years ago

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/physics/sobel/Nucphys/sun.html

The sun and the surrounding solar system formed approximately 4.57 billion years ago as can be demonstrated by various computer models, radiometric data, and cosmochronology. Cosmochronology is a newer form of radiometric dating that typically relies on uranium and thorium decay. Based on stellar mass and an understanding of hydrogen the Sun has an estimated lifespan of approximately 10 billion years. This places the Sun near the middle of it’s active lifespan currently.

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Age of the Earth 4,540,000,000 years ago

http://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/geotime/age.html

Direct measurements of the age of the Earth are not possible through rocks found on the surface to date due to substantial recycling of the Earth’s surface through the process of plate tectonics. However, through measurement and comparison of materials found on Earth dating to as far back as 4.4 billion years, as well as radiometric dating of uranium isotopes that can be compared to other bodies in the solar system, the age of the Earth can be reasonably estimated to be 4.54 billion years old.

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Earth – Moon impact 4,530,000,000 years ago

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2007/07/the-theia-hypot.html

The currently held hypothesis for the formation of the moon relies on a major impact between the early Earth and an approximately Mars sized body that formed in orbit with Earth. This secondary body has been given the name Theia after the Greek Titan of the same name that was (fittingly) said to have given birth to the Moon. The impact of Theia with Earth is believed to have ejected a significant portion of Earth’s silicate mantle as well as Theia’s mantle and likely a portion of it’s own core to later form the Moon some 10 million years after the initial formation of the Earth. This method of formation is often referred to as the Giant Impact hypothesis.

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Abiogenesis 4,404,000,000 years ago

http://student.science.uva.nl/~jckastel/html/abiogenesis.pdf

“We often hear the question how evolution explains the origins of life. The short answer: it doesn’t.” The origins of life lie in the subject of abiognesis. Abiogenesis may have begun as early as 120 million years after the formation of the Earth and Moon. While there are very many methods under consideration in the field of abiogenesis, what is generally agreed upon is that the chemicals and processes necessary to begin were available on Earth as early as 4.4 billion years ago. While fossil evidence is at best extremely difficult and somewhat ambiguous, fossil evidence of some nearly first life is believed to exist in the form of early ancestors of modern stromatolites.

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Snowball Earth 650,000,000 years ago

http://www.snowballearth.org/

A period of global glaciation in which ice can be convincingly demonstrated to have covered the earth from pole to pole. While three such events are believed to have occurred, the last and greatest is believed to have occurred 650 million years ago. Early events are thought to have occurred 710 million and 2.2 billion years ago.

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Cambrian extinction (trilobites) 488,000,000 years ago

http://park.org/Canada/Museum/extinction/cammass.html

There were at least four major extinctions during the Cambrian period resulting in the mass extinction of most of the sponges, shelled creatures, and other invertebrates that had evolved by this time. A period of cooling and glaciation is the currently held belief as to the Cambrian extinctions.

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Permian extinction (majority of all life) 251,000,000 years ago

http://park.org/Canada/Museum/extinction/permass.html

This extinction event is considered to be the most far reaching and devastating extinction event in the history of life on Earth. The cause of this extinction is not truly known, but glaciation and volcanic activity are the most widely accepted. It is estimated that ,ore than 98% of all life on Earth fell extinct during this time.

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End of Cretaceous Extinction (dinosaurs) 65,500,000 years ago

http://park.org/Canada/Museum/extinction/cretmass.html

While it may not have been the big one, this is the probably the most well known extinction event in the public mind. The K-T extinction is the event that killed the dinosaurs and made way for the rise of mammals. The general consensus is that a major impact from a meteor caused this extinction.

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Last common ancestor of all great apes 14,000,000 years ago

http://www.primates.com/pierolapithecus/index.html

The last common ancestor of orangutans, and the African apes (including chimpanzees and bonobos, humans, and gorillas) is believed to have lived some 12 to 14 million years ago. The current contender for this role is pierolapithecus, this species lived in the proper time frame proposed by geneticists, and holds all the necessary physical traits.

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Hominids and Apes split 6,500,000 years ago

http://anthro.palomar.edu/hominid/australo_1.htm

Early hominids are believed by geneticists to have developed bipedal locomotion approximately 6.5 million years ago. The earliest hominid known to possess this method of upright walking is currently that of ardipithecus ramidus dating to 4.4 million years ago.

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Stone Age begins 2,500,000 years ago

http://history-world.org/stone_age.htm

The Stone Age is named after the predominant form of tool usage of the time and stretches to the time of Neanderthal and Early Modern Humans. There have been discoveries of cave paintings from the later portions and stone tools from throughout this period.

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Neanderthal 150,000 to 30,000 years ago

http://www.ecotao.com/holism/hu_neand.htm

Neanderthal is a divergent species of hominid believed to be less adaptable and less capable of communication than Early Modern Humans. This lack of communication and adaptation is considered by many to be the downfall of this species.

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European Early Modern Humans (Cro-Magnon) 30,000 years ago

http://archaeology.about.com/od/earlymansites/a/cro_magnon.htm

Early modern humans while possibly a bit more physically robust than us are often concerned in many other ways indistinguishable from modern humans. Neanderthals are believed to have simply lost the competition with Early Modern humans.

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Young Earth Creation 6,000 to 10,000 years ago

http://www.nwcreation.net/ageyoung.html

Young Earth Creationists place Earth’s creation at 6,000 to 10,000 years ago.

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Bronze Age 5,300 to 3300 BC

http://mygeologypage.ucdavis.edu/cowen/~gel115/115CH4.html

Humans entered the Bronze Age as metal smiths began to create various alloys of copper, specifically Bronze.

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Iron Age 3,500 to 1500 BC

http://www.bu.edu/anep/Ir.html

The Iron Age is generally broken into two parts, the first overlapping the late Bronze Age. This age heralded some of the earliest advancement in society.

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Beginning of usage of the Gregorian calendar 1582 AD

http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/

Created to better attune the Julian calendar to the true cycle of the Earth around the Sun, and the Moon around the Earth. Also, to better schedule Christian holy days with the lunar cycle. Accurate to approximately 1 day in 3300 years.

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Present day 2010 AD

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Eschatology: Armageddon / Revelations / Rapture / etc. 2000 / 2012 / In our lifetime / Soon / etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschatology

Nearly all faiths and belief systems have ideas about the topic of Eschatology. On that note…

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Life on Earth ceases 1,500,000,000 years from now

http://www.astronomycast.com/astronomy/cosmology/ep-86-the-end-of-the-universe-part-1-the-end-of-the-solar-system/

As the normal process of the expansion of the Sun, the Earth will eventually rise in temperature until the atmosphere and surface water have boiled into space, thus ending life on Earth.

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Andromeda and the Milky Way merge 3,000,000,000 years from now

http://www.galaxydynamics.org/papers/GreatMilkyWayAndromedaCollision.pdf

Hold on for a bumpy ride, the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies are on a collision course. Due to the vast spaces between stars, it is quite likely that a majority of stars will survive intact, as the individual stars pass harmlessly through interstellar space during the collision.

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Sun becomes a red giant 5,500,000,000 years from now

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090803-mm-sun-death.html

While there is an astronomically small chance the Sun will be wiped out in the merging of the Andromeda and Milky Way galaxies, it is extremely unlikely. However that doesn’t mean the Sun will escape death. The Sun will have used up enough of it’s hydrogen resources about 5.5 billion years from now. This will send the Sun into it’s red giant phase. The long dead Earth is expected to yield to the tidal forces of the sun and be engulfed by the Sun during this time.

Sun completes red giant phase and becomes a white dwarf 8,000,000,000 to 10,000,000,000 years from now

Upon expending most of the remaining hydrogen fuel the Sun will become a white dwarf.

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Last stars burn out 1020 to 1040 years from now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe

As the end of the universe nears, production of stars will fail. Existing stars will burn up the last of their fuel supplies and the breakdown of stars into their constituent parts will begin.

Last black holes fade 1040 to 10100 years from now

The last of the black holes created as larger solar mass stars came to an end will fade, slowly leaching out the last of their absorbed energy.

Heat death of the Universe 10×10100 to 10×101500 years from now

Just as a the heat in an undisturbed room will eventually equalize, so too will the heat of the Universe equalize until a uniformly cold dead Universe is all that remains.

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Additional references:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Big_Bang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_impact_hypothesis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_evolution
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2010/01/06/hubble-spies-baby-galaxies-that-formed-just-after-the-big-bang/